Quote thread

[Scarface]

There was same thread on the old forum, so why not make another one in new forum?
That's about being said, post quotes, all quotes are allowed(Except angry/"faggot"-y quotes). You can even make one up!
I will start:
The great thing about the ancient alien theories is the fact that we can compare modern achievements with stories from our ancient past. So, if today we could create a two-headed dog with six legs, is it possible, that a similar creature existed thousands of years ago? And I say: Yes.~Giorgio A. Tsoukalos

[KliPeH]

"Gurty is gurt so if i saw gurty playing than gurt is playing but if gurt is playing than why gurt is playing and than how did he play and why he play bad and why he's last name was notch which is his old nickname in the game and why he's so vanished like an anonymous and why am i talking like this and why am i making u lose yo mind and why am i stupid"
~eosf zoabe, 2015

This quote cannot die. Spread the word.

[Lunatic]

SFD BAD!
~Gurt

[Wolf]

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.
-Bill Gates

I'm ur best man then.

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The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
-Aristotle

[Sol]

Psychology professor: "Can someone remind us what hindsight bias is?"
*Blank stares*
Professor: "Ok, well what's hindsight? And no it's not staring at someone's ass."

Same Professor: "Why is it that you can watch T.V. all day and no one bats an eye but when you play a video game for a couple hours people lose their shit?"

[TheOriginalCj]

*reads signature*

[TheBlackshot]

"You must have an interesting lifestyle, if you find it necessary to greet someone you see every few days."

[Scarface]

''Story in a video game is like story in a porn movie. It is there, but it isn't important.''

[gwendalaze]

"Melee me u spammer noob cyka blyat"
-[BOD]Sigmund Freud

[Billy]

Exactly that people always say after i kill them

"There is always a way out, you just have to find it"
-Del Poncho

[Pricey]

"i liek trains"
- ASDF movie 1&2&3&4, well, you get the point

[Scarface]

There are many ways to break an egg.~old gurt saying

[Esper]

“Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

—Martin Luther King, Jr.
From Strength to Love, 1963

[Santa Claus]

''Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.'' - Miles Kington

[Cider]

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[Scarface]

The trouble with life was that you didn't get to practice it before doing it for real.~Terry Pratchett

[Billy]

"And bob is your uncle"

A dwarf whos name i cant remember

[Rick Sanchez]

"Well you know morty, Sometimes science is more art, than science"

- Myself lmfao xddddd

[Apocalyptic]

"#grabsnomore" (before Alpha 1.0.0) -------> "#letssayyesforgrabs" (Playing Alpha 1.0.0)
~Apocalyptic

[Scarface]

In fact, the greatest number is -1.
Sometimes,it means positive infinity.~That guy named ThePathfinder